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Poetry #350
(published October 4, 2007)
Cabin Pressure
by Mark Lawton
Lost luggage
Delayed flight
Chicken or beef
Security check
Shoes off
Jacket off
Belt off
Brain off
Toothpaste
Plastic container
Experiencing turbulence
Overhead compartment
Overbooked
Super shuttle
Window or Aisle
Oversized baggage
Oversized room-mate
Exit row
Willing and able
Tray table
Full upright position
Bye now
Bye now
Ba-bye
Ba-bye
One hour delay
Non-stop
Direct flight
Indirect flight
Dinner service
Change fee
Service fee
Airport fee
Toll booth
Oxygen mask
Flotation device
That's dinner?
No smoking
Hundred dollar penalty
Ba-bye
Bye now
Captain speaking
First officer
Second officer
Last officer
I want to be an officer
Ba-bye
Bye-now
Occu-pied
Oh no, Please don't talk to me
Families with small children
Help boarding
Boarding pass
Lunch Service
Electronic ticket
Internet ticket
Lower fares available
Experiencing precipitation
These are blankets?
Deplane
Deice
De late flight
Moving sidewalk
Oh yes, Please talk to me
USA Today
New York Times
LA Times
Boise Broadcaster?
Ba-bye
By-now
Flight Attendant
Flight Engineer
Bye now
Seatbelt sign illuminated
These are pillows?
By-now
Transcontinental flight
Pan Am
Bankrupt
US Air
Bankrupt
Delta
Bankrupt
American
Bankrupt
Experiencing a delay
Forty Three Dead
Two Hundred Injured
Ba-bye
Bye now
Ba-bye
Ba-bye
Bye bye
Beverage service
Orange juice please
Remain seated
Complete stop
In flight movie
All electronic devices
Ba-bye
Bye now
Ba-bye
Headsets available
Four dollars
Ba-bye
Bye now
Ba-bye
Experiencing terrorism
Ba-bye
Bye now
Ba-bye
Ba-bye
Bye now
Ba-bye
Bye

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